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Those little pieces of shit and toilet paper debris found on the back of a toiletseat after numerous people have wiped their ass.
Tommy: Mom! Timmy’s in the bathroom taking all the pot hockets and he’s not leaving any for me!”
Mom: “Go make your own Dear.”
by Chili2 October 24, 2017
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A male who sits and pees like a woman.
Lester is such a woman; he's a pot piddler.
by Chili2 December 06, 2015
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Your typical male who doesn't put the toilet seat up and dribbles on both the seat and the floor leaving the mess for the next user.
Judy: "Mom, Johnny peed on the toilet seat again and I just sat in it!"

Mom: "You have to look before you sit! You know Johnny's a pot piddler!"
by Chili2 January 10, 2016
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A man who sits when he pees.
Matilda: "Lewis is such a woman! He sits when he pees; he's a pot piddler."
by Chili2 March 05, 2016
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Pushing out an overdue and constipated turd.
Martha: "What's with all the grunting and moaning noise coming from the bathroom?"
Wilma: That's Ted. He's finally pounding one out after eating a 3 pound block of cheese.”
by Chili2 April 24, 2018
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A short duration dump that leaves one feeling refreshed and invigorated.
Shortly after lunch, Ted retreats to the bathroom for his daily power-crap.
by Chili2 September 14, 2018
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When one gets the farts knowing it's the primary signal to head to the bathroom and take a dump.
Martha: Oh my Lord Ted stinks. And, he keeps giving me weird facial expressions! What's his problem?"
Tina: "He has a prelude to shit issue. He'll be sprinting to the bathroom soon."
by Chili2 September 25, 2017
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