Chezboi the evil's definitions

Atheist

A person on the internet who is butt hurt noahs ark scientifically does not makes sence, and will now proceed to send death threats to any christians they encounter on r/debatereligion.

I swear the crap I hear about christianity on this website makes my heart sink. I know not all atheists are like this, but what is wrong with you? Wheres your damn proof we caused half of the evil things nowadays?

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Clash Royale

Some weird ahh game that suddenly got insanely popular at my school for some reason

So I was playing clash royale the other day. When morbius said "THIS IS WHY WE CLASH🔥🔥🔥" I came all over my entire room. my mom is currently signing the adoption papers.

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

...can you just get back to doing your homework already?

lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Sygamu

A slang term for "Shut yo goofy ahh mouth up"

If anyones reading this, can we please make this the next slang term

"Yo, wanna go grab sushi with me?"
"Sygamu I saw you being racist to the japanese yesterday"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Christianity

A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?

Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.

"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Halloween

So, you know how Cristians supposedly "bRaInWaSh" kids into beleiving their so called "Fairy tale"? Everyone else on the planet including most christians brainwash their kids into beleiving that halloween is a "Harmless non-satanic holiday where you can get candy and dress up" Fun fact for you, the original holiday is quite litterally considered satanic christmas. Fight me. tell me im wrong.

"I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year" - Anton LaVey, founder of the satanic church talking about halloween.

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025