Definitions by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield

sloppy jose 

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

sloppy jose by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008

weebles

A males testicular region. Usually referred to as in painful circumstances....but not always.

1. Jeepers! Did you see CDUBB get blasted in the weebles with that football? He shoulda caught that one.
2. Dang ive had blue balls for like 4 days, my weebles prolly weigh 9 lbs a piece!

weebles by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield October 18, 2006