Definitions by Charlie Buckspit

Poop Stick 

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.

After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.

Poop Stick by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013