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Definitions by Charles Puffington the Fourth

Hottie McHotface 

An extremely hot piece of Ass that their name becomes irrelevant.
Girls see Robert Pattinson randomly in the streets of London:
Homosapien 1: OMG check out Hottie McHotface over there!
Homosapien 2: Eeeepppp! what's his name again???
Homosapien 1: Erm *salivates* i dunno Fred or Bob or George...something like that anyway