A drug so powerful if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Mr Tassleberry: I have some bad news. Rick from accounting passed away this weekend.
Cubicle Workers: Gasp!
Mr Tassleberry: Toxicology reports show an overdose of Charlie Sheen.
Stew from shipping (crying): Was it subtle?
Mr Tassleberry: No, Stew, his face melted off and he exploded.
Everyone at once: Sick! Gross! Oh my god! Jesus, No! No! Nooooooo!