i eat map

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I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.
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I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.
I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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