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The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.
1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.
2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.
3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.
4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.
3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.
4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
by Chad Hanvey January 18, 2008
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