Certified Straight Sexual's definitions

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Certified Straight Sexual November 25, 2022

kegsussertoddfartbag

a fucking sweat at every single video game and also the kind of guy to jerk off to little kids and furries

"when i get home can i play with kegsussertoddfartbag

by Certified Straight Sexual August 21, 2023