1 definition by Certainly not Callum

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A faggot with tourrettes and watches gay porn. This beast can occasionally be spotted fingereing his dog's urethra in public restrooms. In some circumstances its penis can nearly grow to a staggering 5cm.
Callum get your finger out of your dog you put a gay porn virus on my computer!
by Certainly not Callum February 19, 2018

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