Definitions by Catrick Swayze

premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011