Definitions by Carver's Ur daddy

Boner Jam 

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

Boner Jam by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010