1 definition by Carmon 4

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023
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