2 definitions by Captain taters

A god of a man with a huge penis. Pays marvel games on his phone with a bunch of assholes.
Here comes Ress and his huge penis to finish that middle line in AQ.
by Captain taters March 31, 2017
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A guy who doesn't know shit about the Victorian era.
Krioni said the Victorian era took place in the 15th century when Victoria wasn't even alive... what a fuck wit!
by Captain taters August 13, 2023
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