Captain Puddie Toe's definitions
A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.
Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
by Captain Puddie Toe April 3, 2011
Get the Puddie toemug.