Definitions by Captain Puddie Toe

Puddie toe 

A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.

Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"

Puddie toe by Captain Puddie Toe April 3, 2011