Captain Poopants's definitions

Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.

-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.

by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011

faggot queer

Name for someone who is so astronomically homosexual, that calling them a "faggot" or "queer" just isn't quite enough.

Look at these two faggot queers still sittin here on the bus.

by Captain Poopants July 7, 2011