White Ass Whack Assholes. You know it and your glad. You live in the burbs, you're white as fuck, you might be in a frat, your girlfriend is hot as fuck, you might watch Family Guy everynight, You listen to The Offspring, You drive a crappy Civic you bought with your summer job way too fast, you flick off old people, you eat fast food daily, you've never been in the stank ass hood, you're probably overly interested in pop-culuture, your the main target of most marketing and you listen to the Bloodhound Gang excessively. Basically you are The Man, you know it, and you just don't give a fuck. Everyone else is just a whiney bitch. BURBS FOR LYFE BIOTCH.
I'm a W.A.W.A. YOU MOTHER FUCKER. Stay out of the fucking Burbs bitch I'll fuck you up. Call me cracker bitch. Do it bitch. I actually know how to aim my gun. Bring your crew so my frat can get drunk and fuck them and their crooked ass guns up WANGSTA BITCH.
by Captain McBadass you bitch September 28, 2005