Captain Breakfast's definitions

Toastsweat

The condensation left on a plate created by a hot or warm slice of toast which has been left sitting for longer than 7/4rd's of a minute (1.75 minutes). This phenomenon leaves your toast slightly soggy unless you are clever enough to flip the toast before the time limit is up. This will also occur with foods such as French Toast and Grilled Cheese.

"Damned toastsweat made my G-Cheese soggy!"

"Flip my toast over before it sweats all over my plate."

by Captain Breakfast June 17, 2007