1 definition by Capitan Obvious
The biggest douche in the world. Most likely plays the trombone also known as the sackbutt. Longboards... badly, and usually thinks he is really cool but in reality, he's the person that the rest of the group keeps around to make fun of when they aren't there. Also, has a small dick and is most likely gay.
by Capitan Obvious December 10, 2008