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Definitions by Camryn and Conrad

watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

Watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)