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ZZ Top 

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

ZZ Top by Call me the Mayor November 23, 2006

kiwi

Some of the coolest people i've met. A fun-loving group of people and I have awesome memories getting smashed with them in Europe. They can drink and party it up like champions.

Kiwis are pretty damn cool.

kiwi by Call me the Mayor November 6, 2006