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Definitions by Caity H.
Headcrotching
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Opposite
of headbutting, it is when
one
headbutts a
rapist
in the crotch. Especially when wearing a "Bump It".
This
rapist
wearing a
snuggie
came after me last night, I swiftly gave him a good headcrotching and he crawled away in
pain
.
Headcrotching
by
Caity H.
September 29, 2009
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