Definitions by CPL Punishment

Semi-Blind Date

Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.

The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.

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When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

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