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CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

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