C-Dawg (no, really)'s definitions

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006

pillow-candy

When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)

God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006