Definitions by Butter Baron

Pet the baby tiger

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.

Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.

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To take a poop at a fancy party and/or restaurant

After I finished the surf and turf, I excused myself to Le Chatelier before desert arrived.

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