1 definition by Buster Highmen
too fist'd fahr-mer
-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009