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A controversial and little-known wrestling move, which is best known as a "last line of offense" for legendary wrestler, Terry "the Hulk" Hogan. The strategy involves a quick and sharp removal of the penis from the attacker's jump suit before he begins a successive series of abdominal thrusts towards the opponent's facial area. The move is meant to efficiently and effectively immasculate opponents in order to break their will to conquer. Although penetration of the face through the oral cavity was never intended, those who use the move extensively (Hogan) have racked up several pending sexual assault suits with other professional wrestlers who claim they have been "violated". The origins of "Dick to the Face" are not known, but we do know that it was kept a secret in the testosterone-fueled arena of pro-wrestling for over three decades, making it the most secret wrestling move of all time.
"Yes, Bryant, Andre the Giant was clearly in the lead until Hogan quickly regained his ground. That kind of a sharp comeback has come to be known in the wrestling underground as a 'Dick to the Face', whatever the hell that means."
by Burt Vonsky August 07, 2006

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