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beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
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by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

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cuming into that tight pussy
wifey: u need anything babe?
veteran: face down ass up cummin in hot
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what a person does on Twitter. they follow your account first to get a follow back then they unfollow to build up their follow count to look like they have more followers than they actually follow. they will do this with you over and over.
i can’t stand that follow unfollow sheeeet #twitterfollo
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

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love from a distance to not get hurt

stop the bleeding
the family acts so ignorant about the past it cuts so deep #lovefromafar
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

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quality kind of life

a different life than the one you have
up there where the air is #crisp
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fake ass fam
i always choose whatever drug over the #fam
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no intimacy stfu turn around bend down straight power drive dat tight pussy
wifey: all night?!
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wifey: ima pass dafuq out
by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018

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