Definitions by Buford T. Pusser

diarrhea firestorm 

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

diarrhea firestorm by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006