1 definition by Bruce Moon
While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.
In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.
by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010