1 definition by Bruce Cheeseman

Sam

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman November 19, 2007