Definitions by Bruce Alan

Uterine Homing Device 

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

Uterine Homing Device by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016