Definitions by BrownBearr
Speed Walks
Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .
Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
Speed Walks by BrownBearr November 17, 2017
Reverse Flash
A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.
Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."
Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"
Dale: "Fuck you Ted."
Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"
Dale: "Fuck you Ted."
Reverse Flash by BrownBearr November 17, 2017