Definitions by Brotorious Founding Fathers
Brotorious
The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.
One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.
Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)
To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.
Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)
To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."
Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"
Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"
Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"
Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"
Brotorious by Brotorious Founding Fathers June 2, 2010