An S.A.S. game, played thusly:
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.
"Who wants to play freckle?"
"Not me, you sick fuck"