Definitions by Brittany, Queen of Portugal

ding dong bitch 

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

ding dong bitch by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009