Definitions by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman

tweed-twiddling 

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

tweed-twiddling by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007