Definitions by Brian Zard

Batman 

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

Batman by Brian Zard April 24, 2014