Definitions by Brian Elwoods

Upsessed 

Twitter users attempt to spell 'obsessed' #FailMiserably

So recently I've been upsessed with Duck Dynasty. Methinks it's the best show on telavision.

Upsessed by Brian Elwoods December 21, 2013

Bacondolence 

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

Bacondolence by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012