Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

Upsessed

Twitter users attempt to spell 'obsessed' #FailMiserably

So recently I've been upsessed with Duck Dynasty. Methinks it's the best show on telavision.

by Brian Elwoods December 21, 2013