Brayden Swan “998”'s definitions

nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.

“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”

by Brayden Swan “998” February 8, 2018

Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” May 29, 2018

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.

I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

by Brayden Swan “998” January 17, 2019