dangle

To hang oneself (in other words, "dangling" by a rope, scarf, bedsheet, ceiling fan or curtain pull, towel...the options are endless!).

Speaker 1:"BOOHOOHOO THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY AND MY DADDY THINKS I'M FAT"

Speaker 2:"You know, you're right. You should go dangle."

by Brawny McBones February 19, 2008