Brandon Brauer's definitions

Orb

Someone who possesses the qualities opposite that of a common "bro." Characteristics include putting one's girlfriend first, failing to fulfill the duties of a wingman, and having a general respect for others and society.

Steven: Dude, Drew hasn't slept here in nine nights because he's with his girlfriend.
Brandon: What an orb.

by Brandon Brauer October 18, 2008