When the significant other is turtling (when shit is playing peek-a-boo with your butt hole) and you perform oral on the turd... I know, fucked up, right?
Bob: Dude! Brittany totally gave John some oranal last night!
Jim: Ugh! Seriously? What a nasty fucking skeezer!
Bob: I know!
Jim: Ugh! Seriously? What a nasty fucking skeezer!
Bob: I know!
by Bowties&Speedos (BG&TheMoose) April 12, 2011