Definitions by Booty sweat energy

Squirt burger 

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.

Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.

Squirt burger by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020