Definitions by Bob Antonym

Schrödinger's Ugly Mom

Schrödinger's ugly Mom is when you insult someone's mother's appearance, while also stating that you had sex with their mother.

Guy: "Your mom said I was good enough for her last night."
Me: "Didn't you also say she was an ugly disease ridden hag?"
Guy: "Yes...?"
Me: "Schrödinger's ugly Mom bro."

Schrödinger's Ugly Mom by Bob Antonym May 3, 2026