1 definition by Blahaha Ballsack

A big fat ass who eats a lot of chicken, but can be funny sometimes. Spoov's are usually very perverted. They can be extremely clingy; but that's only if they like you. Spoov's tend to like men. A lot of times, they are russian.
Dude 1: GOD. SPOOV! SHUT UP!
Dude 2: You're so perverted!
Spoov: Ehhhhhh penis.
by Blahaha Ballsack February 5, 2011
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