Definitions by Billiam McFucktard

Open the door and throw the mail inside 

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

Open the door and throw the mail inside by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019