Definitions by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead

Gashtead Monocle

You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"

Hey Will, I heard mitch gave you a "gashtead monocle" last night.

Gashtead Monocle by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009