Definitions by Bill Gantz

Pynner 

Commonly referred to as short, stocky males who are often found in a hibernation type mode. Pynners' act very similar to a sloth and/or bat because of their slow and nocturnal living style. Their diets mainly consist of donairs and fast food and they are attracted to any female with a pulse.

Q. "Why didn't you go to class today Pynner?"
A. "I was taking a wellness day"

Pynner by Bill Gantz December 5, 2010